I'm sick of Norton sucking cock on my computer. No one should ever use Norton. Ever. If you use Norton, go to the Symantec website and download the Norton uninstaller, yes you have to download a separate program to uninstall it because its creators are that retarded.
Norton sucks up an absurd amount of RAM, and it's impossible to close! I tried right clicking Norton on the task bar, but it doesn't work, I then tried closing it from the task manager, but it didn't show up on the goddamn task manager! Fuck Norton, it's a waste of ram, sucks ass, and it's programmers should be locked up for inflicting it upon computers everywhere.
Norton also deletes things without asking you, you know that picture of your dead mother that you saved on the computer, that you don't have another copy of because your kid flushed it, well it had some adware, so Norton deleted it, without even asking you.
I hate Norton, and it should be permanently removed from all computers everywhere.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Krystal sucks
The other day I was driving around, when suddenly I had a craving for a dozen fried piles of shit on idiotic looking square buns, so I went to Krystal. Like most people that go to Krystal I bought enough of them to feed an army, ate one, and threw the rest away.
Later that night I awoke to a horribly putrid aroma, so I got up and went to the trash to take it out, but I noticed something strange, instead of my trash can, there was a giant rotting monster, Naturally I barfed my guts out, as well as my testicles, of course I'm so manly that another pair instantly grew in their place, but I digress, anyway when I barfed, the half digested Krystal turned into a smaller monster and then merged with the bigger one, so I went to my room, and looked through my weapons, finally deciding on a flamethrower, I returned to the monster, he let out a cry of war that sounded like "wait, I just want to be your friend", so I torched him. Suddenly I woke up in bed and after barfing my guts out I vowed never to eat anything from Krystal again.
Later that night I awoke to a horribly putrid aroma, so I got up and went to the trash to take it out, but I noticed something strange, instead of my trash can, there was a giant rotting monster, Naturally I barfed my guts out, as well as my testicles, of course I'm so manly that another pair instantly grew in their place, but I digress, anyway when I barfed, the half digested Krystal turned into a smaller monster and then merged with the bigger one, so I went to my room, and looked through my weapons, finally deciding on a flamethrower, I returned to the monster, he let out a cry of war that sounded like "wait, I just want to be your friend", so I torched him. Suddenly I woke up in bed and after barfing my guts out I vowed never to eat anything from Krystal again.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Shut up, feminists!
Women used to be oppressed, but they aren't anymore, but for some reason feminists are still around, even though they have already served their purpose. There are equal pay laws, they are enforced as well as possible, what more do you want?
By the way, equal pay laws already take the rights of the company owner, if I own the company, I will dock your pay for whatever reason I want, and if I want to hire all men, I will, if I want to hire all women I will, and if I want to hire all ducks, I will. If you don't like it go work somewhere else. The government does not have the right to enforce them, as they don't own the fucking company!
The problem with many of you women is you complain too much about what you don't have without realizing what you do have. If you want equal pay, Then I should be able to tell you a dirty joke without you suing for sexual harrasment. You can have special treatment or you can be equal, but you cannot have both, you cannot eat your cake and have it, too.
Here's another you all have, watch the titanic. Do you think Rose's adultery(yes, it was adultery!) would have been forgiven so easily if she were a man? If rose had been a man, everyone would have come out of the movie screaming "thet gy shud hav ben kastraited!!!111"
But since Rose was a woman, no one even saw it as adultery.
Also, Wedding Dresses. A tuxedo for a guy to wear at a wedding is around $500 for a really good one, that's if you buy it. A wedding dress, however, will be around $2500 for a really nice one. The reason for this is because the bride tends to overshadow the groom in a wedding, it's HIS FUCKING DAY, TOO! Does the groom not deserve a little attention, too? Is he not the man you're spending your life with? Is he not a key part of the Ceremony, also? And yet you take all the attention, selfish bitch.
There's more, but oh well, this one's long enough, and this topic is written on at length in many other place. goodbye.
By the way, equal pay laws already take the rights of the company owner, if I own the company, I will dock your pay for whatever reason I want, and if I want to hire all men, I will, if I want to hire all women I will, and if I want to hire all ducks, I will. If you don't like it go work somewhere else. The government does not have the right to enforce them, as they don't own the fucking company!
The problem with many of you women is you complain too much about what you don't have without realizing what you do have. If you want equal pay, Then I should be able to tell you a dirty joke without you suing for sexual harrasment. You can have special treatment or you can be equal, but you cannot have both, you cannot eat your cake and have it, too.
Here's another you all have, watch the titanic. Do you think Rose's adultery(yes, it was adultery!) would have been forgiven so easily if she were a man? If rose had been a man, everyone would have come out of the movie screaming "thet gy shud hav ben kastraited!!!111"
But since Rose was a woman, no one even saw it as adultery.
Also, Wedding Dresses. A tuxedo for a guy to wear at a wedding is around $500 for a really good one, that's if you buy it. A wedding dress, however, will be around $2500 for a really nice one. The reason for this is because the bride tends to overshadow the groom in a wedding, it's HIS FUCKING DAY, TOO! Does the groom not deserve a little attention, too? Is he not the man you're spending your life with? Is he not a key part of the Ceremony, also? And yet you take all the attention, selfish bitch.
There's more, but oh well, this one's long enough, and this topic is written on at length in many other place. goodbye.
Friday, March 27, 2009
You'll go to hell for not reading this
What? Sending someone to hell for not reading something is unfair...
Huh... you're right.
In fact, murder is the only crime sending someone to hell for is fair.
Oh wait, murder doesn't equate to eternal suffering either, because if you kill someone, they don't suffer endlessly. So then what does?
Hm...
Oh I thought of something, thinking that hell is justified. So from now on, if anyone thinks hell is justified, they will go to hell when they die, and suffer for all eternity, or until they realize eternal punishment is the most barbaric belief in history.
Huh... you're right.
In fact, murder is the only crime sending someone to hell for is fair.
Oh wait, murder doesn't equate to eternal suffering either, because if you kill someone, they don't suffer endlessly. So then what does?
Hm...
Oh I thought of something, thinking that hell is justified. So from now on, if anyone thinks hell is justified, they will go to hell when they die, and suffer for all eternity, or until they realize eternal punishment is the most barbaric belief in history.
Seatbelt Laws are Stupid.
Hey, everyone, did you know that you are more likely to die in a car crash if you don't wear a seatbelt?
Then put yours the hell on!
There, now there should be no more need for these asinine seatbelt laws, if you don't wear one, no one's fault but yours. There is no reason for cops to be chasing down people who don't wear seatbelts, or use drugs, or get paid to give someone head, when they could instead be apprehending drunk or otherwise wreckless drivers, or shooting bank robbers who don't go peacefully in the head.
That's another thing, if you are a cop and someone commits a crime, and then starts firing bullets at you, shoot them in the head! You know, that thing on top of their neck that houses their brain. Shoot them there and they are at least 70% less likely to cause you any more problems. Dumbass.
Then put yours the hell on!
There, now there should be no more need for these asinine seatbelt laws, if you don't wear one, no one's fault but yours. There is no reason for cops to be chasing down people who don't wear seatbelts, or use drugs, or get paid to give someone head, when they could instead be apprehending drunk or otherwise wreckless drivers, or shooting bank robbers who don't go peacefully in the head.
That's another thing, if you are a cop and someone commits a crime, and then starts firing bullets at you, shoot them in the head! You know, that thing on top of their neck that houses their brain. Shoot them there and they are at least 70% less likely to cause you any more problems. Dumbass.
God here.
Yes I'm god, I created the universe. Though god is a title, I usually go by WhiteRaven, so you can call me God WhiteRaven, yeah like how you might say King George, or Queen Elizabeth. Of course many humans go by WhiteRaven on this admittedly impressive internet thing you made.
What's that, you don't believe me?
Big Deal.
Seriously, you're the ones that gave me that childish "believe in me" trait. If someone told you they didn't believe in you, would you care? Or would you just look at them like they were stupid and move on with your life?
Don't grovel either, grovelling makes you look pathetic. You don't need to worship me, in fact, the best way to worship me is by NOT asking me for fucking everything! I gave you what you need to live, you have two very nice legs, strong arms, an excellent brain, use them to get what you need.
What's that, you're handicapped? I'd love to make your arms and legs regrow, I really would, but you might start a stupid cult and wage war on people. Sorry, I've learned the best thing to do for you humans is to let you manage your own problems. Trust me, though, you'll be stronger for it in the end.
You all used to ask me for everything, and I gave it to you quite often(or at least you thought I did), then you waged war across the world in my name, but now look what you've accomplished without me.
You eradicated many diseases.
Learned to harness electricity for practical purposes.
Created weapons that could annihilate small countries.
Keep food long past the time it would normally become unpalatable.
The list goes on, indeed, you are not children anymore, you are almost adults, and so like any parent, I must leave you to your own life, but always remember I will be here should you need my advice. or bitching. as long as it keeps you from being retarded.
What's that, you don't believe me?
Big Deal.
Seriously, you're the ones that gave me that childish "believe in me" trait. If someone told you they didn't believe in you, would you care? Or would you just look at them like they were stupid and move on with your life?
Don't grovel either, grovelling makes you look pathetic. You don't need to worship me, in fact, the best way to worship me is by NOT asking me for fucking everything! I gave you what you need to live, you have two very nice legs, strong arms, an excellent brain, use them to get what you need.
What's that, you're handicapped? I'd love to make your arms and legs regrow, I really would, but you might start a stupid cult and wage war on people. Sorry, I've learned the best thing to do for you humans is to let you manage your own problems. Trust me, though, you'll be stronger for it in the end.
You all used to ask me for everything, and I gave it to you quite often(or at least you thought I did), then you waged war across the world in my name, but now look what you've accomplished without me.
You eradicated many diseases.
Learned to harness electricity for practical purposes.
Created weapons that could annihilate small countries.
Keep food long past the time it would normally become unpalatable.
The list goes on, indeed, you are not children anymore, you are almost adults, and so like any parent, I must leave you to your own life, but always remember I will be here should you need my advice. or bitching. as long as it keeps you from being retarded.
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