The other day I was driving around, when suddenly I had a craving for a dozen fried piles of shit on idiotic looking square buns, so I went to Krystal. Like most people that go to Krystal I bought enough of them to feed an army, ate one, and threw the rest away.
Later that night I awoke to a horribly putrid aroma, so I got up and went to the trash to take it out, but I noticed something strange, instead of my trash can, there was a giant rotting monster, Naturally I barfed my guts out, as well as my testicles, of course I'm so manly that another pair instantly grew in their place, but I digress, anyway when I barfed, the half digested Krystal turned into a smaller monster and then merged with the bigger one, so I went to my room, and looked through my weapons, finally deciding on a flamethrower, I returned to the monster, he let out a cry of war that sounded like "wait, I just want to be your friend", so I torched him. Suddenly I woke up in bed and after barfing my guts out I vowed never to eat anything from Krystal again.
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