Seatbelt Laws are Stupid.

Hey, everyone, did you know that you are more likely to die in a car crash if you don't wear a seatbelt?

Then put yours the hell on!

There, now there should be no more need for these asinine seatbelt laws, if you don't wear one, no one's fault but yours. There is no reason for cops to be chasing down people who don't wear seatbelts, or use drugs, or get paid to give someone head, when they could instead be apprehending drunk or otherwise wreckless drivers, or shooting bank robbers who don't go peacefully in the head.

That's another thing, if you are a cop and someone commits a crime, and then starts firing bullets at you, shoot them in the head! You know, that thing on top of their neck that houses their brain. Shoot them there and they are at least 70% less likely to cause you any more problems. Dumbass.