God here.

Yes I'm god, I created the universe. Though god is a title, I usually go by WhiteRaven, so you can call me God WhiteRaven, yeah like how you might say King George, or Queen Elizabeth. Of course many humans go by WhiteRaven on this admittedly impressive internet thing you made.

What's that, you don't believe me?

Big Deal.

Seriously, you're the ones that gave me that childish "believe in me" trait. If someone told you they didn't believe in you, would you care? Or would you just look at them like they were stupid and move on with your life?

Don't grovel either, grovelling makes you look pathetic. You don't need to worship me, in fact, the best way to worship me is by NOT asking me for fucking everything! I gave you what you need to live, you have two very nice legs, strong arms, an excellent brain, use them to get what you need.

What's that, you're handicapped? I'd love to make your arms and legs regrow, I really would, but you might start a stupid cult and wage war on people. Sorry, I've learned the best thing to do for you humans is to let you manage your own problems. Trust me, though, you'll be stronger for it in the end.

You all used to ask me for everything, and I gave it to you quite often(or at least you thought I did), then you waged war across the world in my name, but now look what you've accomplished without me.

You eradicated many diseases.
Learned to harness electricity for practical purposes.
Created weapons that could annihilate small countries.
Keep food long past the time it would normally become unpalatable.

The list goes on, indeed, you are not children anymore, you are almost adults, and so like any parent, I must leave you to your own life, but always remember I will be here should you need my advice. or bitching. as long as it keeps you from being retarded.